I love Chuck Norris fact jokes.
In fact, it’s my understanding the very first joke ever spoken into existence was a Chuck Norris fact joke... shared by Chuck Norris!
Here’s a few of my favorites...
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in...
Chuck Norris can divide by zero...
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door...
Chuck Norris makes onions cry...
One of the main reasons...
I love Chuck Norris fact jokes is Chuck Norris loves them. No... that’s not another Chuck Norris joke... he really loves them! Really! Really! His attorney was asked in an interview what Chuck Norris thought about the facts floating around the internet.
"He's a great guy" Forshey said, "and he's really flattered by the younger generation who discovered him through the 'facts.'
In another interview...
Chuck Norris himself shared his favorite fact joke... are you ready?
“The US National Park Service wanted to add Chuck Norris’ face to Mount Rushmore but discovered the granite wasn’t hard enough for his beard”.
Now… back to my original question…
I probably won’t know, this side of eternity, if God loves Chuck Norris fact jokes, but one thing I know for sure… God loves Chuck Norris. “God loved the people of this world so much that he gave his only Son, so that everyone who has faith in him will have eternal life and never really die. (John 3:16)” Including Chuck… including you and I! Unlike the type of love we usually see in the world… with strings attached… “God showed how much he loved us by having Christ die for us, even though we were sinful. (Romans 5:8)”
At our worst… He gave his best!
One of my favorite verses in the Bible is 1 John 4:10, “This is what love is: it is not that we have loved God, but that he loved us and sent his Son to be the means by which our sins are forgiven.” When we ask ourselves the question, “How much do I love God?”, we instantly wrestle with condemnation. Questions instantly arise like, “Do I love him enough? Do I love him as much as I did earlier in my life? Do I love him as much as so and so? Do I love him at all?” This is why God gave us 1 John 4:10, so we would realize the final measurement of love between us and God is based on his infinite love for us… not our love for him. Our hearts don’t even have the capacity to love God without first getting a grasp of His love for us. Just a few verses down… 1 John 4:19, “We love because God first loved us.”
So… do you think...
There is anything you can do to make God stop loving you? I’ll leave you with these two verses… Romans 8:38-39… “For I am certain that nothing can separate us from his love: neither death nor life, neither angels nor other heavenly rulers or powers, neither the present nor the future, neither the world above nor the world below--there is nothing in all creation that will ever be able to separate us from the love of God which is ours through Christ Jesus our Lord.”
God loves You!
Ask Chuck Norris! He will tell you that’s a true fact… that’s not a joke!